What is it that makes people think they can dance when alcohol is in their bodies?

Nothing like 58 degrees on New Years Eve

My three kids like Justin Bieber. Two of them are boys. Sign of the apocalypse? Not sure but my ears are bleeding.

And so it begins. Getting house ready or Christmas Day while worrying for 24 hours straight whether or not Ralphie will shoot his eye out on TBS.

Is having the annual Christmas movie night. First Charlie Brown, now Frosty.

Is on his way to Columbus Zoo Wildlights.

Is wrapping presents and watching the classic White Christmas. With all the movies I've seen and I've never seen this one before. Good movie so far.

When shopping for your kid while they are with you, nothing is better than the 'ole "nah, this isn't for you, it's for your cousin" trick.

Watching The Sorcerer's Apprentice with Brylan in the man cave.

My six year old just told me he was hip to my action.

At the Holiday Pops with the wifey for her birthday

I don't understand why anyone likes pepsi. And to chalk up some points for Coca-Cola, they just showed up at my door with a holiday gift of three six packs.